Make your pitch
legendary.
The pitch academy of Solana.
Send your pitch. Get roasted by Sofian.
Your roast is available in 48 hours.
Record your Loom
Record your 3-min pitch as if it's submission time.
Send it over
Drop your Loom link + PDF deck and pay directly in the app.
Get roasted in 48h
Receive your full pitch roast report, slide by slide.
A full diagnostic that
tears your pitch apart.
Here's exactly what's inside your roast report.
Overall Score
A single number that tells you where you stand, based on your deck, delivery, and pitch quality.
First Impression
"Real product, real traction, and a deck pitching the product instead of the investment thesis."
Failure Mode Diagnostic
The big patterns killing your pitch: missing story, model gaps, weak hooks. Named and explained before the slide-by-slide begins.
Slide-by-Slide Roast
Every single slide gets a "what works" and a "what's weak", with rewrite suggestions, not just criticism.
Dimension Scores
Problem Clarity, Traction & Proof, Competitive Reality, Business Model, each scored and explained.
Top 3 Things to Fix
The three highest-leverage changes that will move your pitch from forgettable to fundable. Prioritized so you know exactly where to start.
Final Verdict
An honest, no-BS assessment: what's working, what's not, and exactly what to do next.
Let's make your pitch
legendary.
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